Oops!

So I went to this other commercial interview yesterday and after filling in da form and having da flash in da face I study de script right? Luckily it was only one line, or one word actually, well not even a word really, more an exclamation. So I'm greeted by Toby and I thought - "why aren't you in school?" - but did not say it as that would reveal what a curmudgeonly old fogey I really have become. We wait a bit for the other guy to finish his important call on his hand-held palm-pod-phone-arse-wiper and then I go through the ident routine: Name, agent, profiles, while standing on the X. I then have to say "Oops" in a dozen or so different and amusing ways and we all have a jolly time except for mister important bal'head man who has seen enough actors to last him an effing lifetime. All in all it went rather well I thought.
One thing actors always get asked apart from how do you learn your lines is - "Have you got anything in the pipeline?" - Now there are many facetious remarks one could make to that, mostly anatomy based along the lines of - "no that's just the way I walk" (see I just couldn't resist it) but as it happens I have two things in the pipeline which I am not going to discuss for fear of re-routing or a blockage. Watch this space.